There's a secret room in a
secret Dr. Scientist Sounds facility located in a secret dimension...
we keep our cool white coats and clipboards in there... along with the
time-space barrier. The barrier is dialed in to a very special time and
place... a magical era of guitar tones and fluorescent green... 1980.
Ahhhh
1980... lawyers are driving Ferraris, legs are being kept warm by
special thermal devices, and vacuum tubes are screaming. Or are they?
Maybe it's just neat little green boxes that sound like screaming
tubes... maybe these boxes are solid-state devices that are emulating
the smooth and rich break-up of a vacuum tube amplifier, so pleasing to
the ears...
Well,
maybe a very sneaky Dr. Scientist Clonerizer was able to discover the
secrets of the famous green boxes! But hey... there's no point in
making something that's already been made... so we decided to make
something that's a better something than that original something that
was previously made... and then we decided to call it a WOOFER WAILER!
The Woofer Wailer is an analog overdrive unit that can take your guitar
tone from gritty volume boost to fat, crunchy overdrive to loud, crispy
distortion... with all kinds of awesome variations in between. With
controls for Gain, Treble, and Volume, plus 2 switch-able bass settings
and 2 switch-able clipping settings, there are guitar tones in there
that quite frankly would blow the mind of a person from 1980... even
from 26 years away.

